Reblogged from robotindisguise
Because the world is round
Sex, rock and roll, nerd stuff, coffee and porn.



My boss and I quote this all the time.
story of my life
(Source: robotindisguise, via nudityandnerdery)
Ha! Before I scrolled down and saw that I was like man, I need to get that tattoo.
Best. Tattoo. Ever.
Clearly this should be Liz Baillie’s next tattoo.
One year ago today I sold my old house. It was a nightmare! But when the settlement was over, I felt exactly this way.
As do my wife and I.
If I could pinpoint my favorite simpsons moment, I would get it tattooed.